hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

celiakeenan:

they'll bury them side by side

doctorandhisponds:

Bless you Nickelodeon

Ariel, listen to me. The human world, it’s a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!

Dear person I hate,
     You are on of the most self centered human beings I have ever met. Next time you make a sly comment about someone, you better look in the mirror for once and realize how shitty of a person you are. You’re clothing never matches and you have ugly feet. Just because you’re skinny doesn’t mean you’re healthy, nor does it mean you’re pretty because your face isn’t that great. I really hope when you go out into the real world someone isn’t going to put up with your shit and just punches you in the face. 

Dear Santa,
I hope the reindeer are well. 

Dear past me,
   You’re an idiot. 

occvpied:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],